Well, here's the idea: set your player to shuffle and write down the first line of 20 songs that play, no matter how stupid or weird. Then, put a space every four lines to create five stanzas, and at the end make up an original title. VOILA! Lyric poem.
So here we go.
Title: Sensical Nonsense
In this world all of our sins are simple
Well, I heard some people talkin' just the other day
..And the road becomes my bride..
Yeah
Whiskey, gin and brandy
Now I wanna wrestle in the garden I'm on my way to stardom
Realized…