Piątek 12 Gru 2008, 2:29

Before you ask, yes I am ok and no I don't need any medication. The following may be painful, random, silly, dumb, lame, what-the-fuck-is-he-smoking-I-want-some-ish, and just flat out untrue but enjoy!

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG So like, I just got a copy of the new Brittknee Spars album and I so excited. I nearly killed myself getting to the store (damn those homeless people jumping in front of me! I was like OMG LIKE NOW SEE, I'M MAMI, AND THAT MAKES U PAPI, AND THAT MAKES US LOVI HA HA HEE HEE HA HA HO IS THAT MONEY IN YOUR POCKET OR YOU HAPPY TO SEE ME? and he was liek WTF? I know right!) BUT I HAVE IT! Their was only one copy left which is AMAZING because like, she deserves #1 totally. The clerk was like what do you want? and I was like "Britney Bitch!" and she glared at me. These old folks need to get a grip or a new hip you know? But then she was like "damn thats old, I don't know if we have any copies left…" and I was like WTF AT UR MOUTH & SHES LIKE 12 AND IT JUST CAME OUT TUESDAY HOW IS EITHER OF THOSE OLD?!!?1111 And then she found it and I was in so much shock I was about to walk out and she was like "you forgot to pay for that" and I was like "I forgot my address, damsel in distress. I forgot my boyfriend was the one that had bought me this bra." and her face was priceless!

So omg I know you've heard the first song off it, it's like EVERYWHERE! It's been played so much I bet she has a permanent black eye from being hit JUST one more time, yanno? Hopefully she's seeing stars because I say this girl is going to be HUGE! (and no not huge like a sloth in a black sequence outfit whining about giving her more or anything like that.)

So like, yea. I think I am the FIRST to review this album because I've searched and I can't find any reviews of it on this site!!!! Lucky me!

So omg the first song on the album is Baybay one more time. I FUCKING LOVE THIS THING! Give me a signnnnnnn. It's just perfect everywhere I turn. IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY I WANT TO KILL MYSELF. It was apparently written by this guy named Max and props to him for making the world want to If You Seek her. HAVE YOU SEEN THE VIDEO?! So tell me have you seen it. Let me know what she was wearing and what she was like. Oh baby baby baby. Admitatly the guy twirling the basketball was hotter but STILL, OMG. I heard thats her cousin or something. Doesn't shock me, she's from one of those southern states yanno. But holy crap this song is amazing. I can't say enough. I predict this will go to #1. I bet it spends 32 weeks on those wrigged charts that they change rules 2 and sell 1 million copies too! IT'S JUST THAT GOOD! Do u kno what she means by getting hit one more time? like rly hit or sumthin nawty? WTF @ her supporting those womanizers in this song tho right?!

Ok moving on, the next one is good 2. Although I think it'd be better if they did a stop remix to it or something. BUT ITS STILL SO GOOD ITS DRIVING ME CRAZY!111! I hope they just keep her in the school girl outfit and make her chase after her cousin or something in the video.

And next we hit a slow one but this is totally one of the best slow songs EVER, It's my moms favorite Britney song ever although it might be beat because she has like another 5 albums to release I bet! Sometimes I run, sometimes I hide, but all I really want is to hold you tighttt. IDK why she wants to run and hide and then find and hold and oh lets make out lets make out but DO NOT ASK ITS JUST AMAZING.

The next one is called Soda Pop. I LOVE SODA but I don't care for this song, sorry brit. It feels like I got a free vacay to Jamcia with my purchase of this CD and that's all creamy and dreamy but just no. I DUNT CARE IF U R MAD DAT I HATE IT MY FACE LIKE A MANNEQUIN.

OMG I love the next one. It has to be mai favorite on the album probably, maybe, idk. Sing it with me! I don't know what to do without your love, I was born to make you happy. (is that right? IDK I JUST GOT THE ALBUM EVERYTHING IS STILL A BLUR GIVE ME A BREEK PLZ K?)

The next one is a total sob story that I think isn't too bad. I think her heart got broke like shattered glass cus everyone keeps hitting her one more time but she did ask for it.

YAY!!!! IT'S TIME TO MOVE AGAIN!! This next one is awesomeeee. Just turn around and I will be thereeeeee. I love the tempo to this one. It's so fun! la la la lala lala la

And this next one sounds like a billion other songs out there and who the hell is the guy singing with her? I mean this isn't HIS debut (prolly is cus idk who the fuk he is all this flashin tryin to cash in!) but man just yeah.

The next one is called E-Mail My Heart and I have no idea wtf it means. Wut is "E-Mail"??? Is it like ET phone home? I make no apologizes, I'm into phonography, fuk e-mail. I HAVE NO IDEA SUM1 COMMENT ON THAT PLZ.

I spend my daysss thinkin' bout u. This one is odd. It's boring yet good.

And now the last 1. I wish it wasn't cuz I want this album to go on FOREVER AND BECOME THE 4TH BEST SELLING ALBUM BY A FEMALE ARTIST AND THE 27TH BEST SELLING ALBUM IN HISTORY or something. I'm like GIMME GIMME MOAR. Well it ends with a song called The Beat Goes On. Mom says its by some weirdoz named Sunny And Chair. WTF? I know right! I don't care for it so I'm sure the original sucks too.

I love this album!!11166%^644 I don't think she'll roll out of bed and say OOPS! I did it again anytime soon cus this is just 14x Platinum. EVERYON go get a copy today, srsly. Pure.Satis.Faction. Her world is gonna be like a Circus from now on I bet cus she's going to be the most sought after star ever I bet, like EVERYONE is going to want a piece of her. She's gonna be miss oh that Britney's shameless. I bet she will even get away with exploiting a teletubby. She might even kiss a girl and like it! Who knows. Bitch is dangerous.