For the record, I never thought that "overrated" meant "total crap". I rate music on a scale of 5 to 0, like this:

5- fucking awesome
4-good shit
3-so so
2-meh
1-I'd rather skip it
0-Womanizer

Most of the names I will list below would get a 3 or a 2 rating from me. They're not total shit, but why the fuck are they so popular??? Some of them are annoying douchebags/bitches to boot, and yet the masses worship these suckers like they're a bunch of fucked-up messengers from *insert random deity here*.
And no, I didn't include Britney…

Yet another stupid but fun game you can play with the Shuffle function (yep, the possibilities are endless). Simply type the title of the upcoming songs, as many as you like, then add During Sex for the lulz.

Heeere we go! 25 songs sexified.

Dead Can Dance: Summoning Of The Muse During Sex

Madonna: Let It Will Be During Sex

Nine Inch Nails: Non-entity During Sex

Emigrate: I Have A Dream During Sex

Halford: Locked And Loaded During Sex

Slayer: Jesus Saves During Sex

Saul Williams: Raw During Sex

Apocalyptica: Lies During…

http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/over9000.jpg

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd234/kittywampus/OVER9000.jpg

http://www.guu.dk/data/349/original/0/Over%209000%20cat!.jpg

ZOMG Apocalyptica broke 9k in my charts today!!!11

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t166/Spinningfox/Internet%20Fads/OVER%209000/9000cat.jpg

Yeehaw!!!

http://www.btinternet.com/~spookyuki/apo/thrust2.gif

http://www.hotelhell.com/p1/over9000.jpg

http://www.metrotimes.com/sb/136185/metallica1.jpg

Yeah. I love the cover. It's so… white. Now there's a color you don't expect on a thrash metal album's cover. Also, it's blatantly simple and effective. No fancy/cheesy Photoshopping here.

As for the music… Well, uh, now I have two choices. I could write a lengthy and potentially boring essay thingie explaining how clusterfuckingly awesome and eargasmic the riffs and solos are, or how much I dig the voice of good ol' James in this one, or how well they've blended the new and the old Metallica sound to create something truly extraordinary, or that none of…

I sincerely hope you haven't misinterpreted the title. :-) This is in fact a richly illustrated account of my visit to this year's Sziget. It was a strong lineup this year as well, with names like Iron Maiden, R.E.M., Jamiroquai, Serj Tankian, Pendulum etc. etc. I was only interested in one of the performers…

The date: 15. 08 2008

My night of standing (I was to be on my feet for the following 8 hours) commenced at around 6 PM. I was just one little ant among many. Though these insects were attracted by various types…

Yesterday I logged and at 1st I thought there was something wrong. I hit F5. The page reloaded, and I realized the awful truth - the last.fm I knew and loved had been gangbanged, nay, ASSRAPED by a bunch of idiots who, for some reason I am unable to figure out, decided to change the design that worked so well for several years.

They're obviously proud of their "achievement". Well, cong-fucking-rats! The website's design looks like it's the brainchild of a middle-aged bookworm with the creativity and imagination of a rotting, moss-covered tree stump. It's about as practical and useful…

…you ever posted more than 5 shouts in a band's shoutbox on the same day because it proves that you've got nothing better to do, which makes you a fucking loser.

…you ever referred to your favorite band as "teh bestest eva", because there is no such thing as "bestest eva", new names are always emerging and there's always a ton of stuff you haven't even heard of in your short life.

…you've ever referred to your favorite vocalist as "teh bestest eva". Reason: see above.

…you think that because you listen to what you consider "quality music", you're somehow…

…or at least 1% of them!!!

The people listed below suck more balls than a girl sucking balls through a tennis racket (in my very humble opinion). The world would be a better place if an alien virus ate their shitty vocal chords or if some shape-shifting mutant chewed out their tongues during a late-night makeout session. Whoever thinks they are "good" should get his hearing and/or mental state checked ASAP.

Let's count them fuglies down, then!

Is it Madonna?
http://www.megadeth.com/whois/bio/images/mustaine_new.jpg

Is it Goldilocks?
http://www.universalelectronicrepairs.com/Mustaine.jpg

No, it's Dave Mustaine!!!

Seriously, being locked in an empty room and listening…

I suppose I could've come up with a better title (I clearly wanted something more interesting than the usual My favorite singers stuff) but it's late in this corner of ol' Europe and my funny self must be already asleep. Anyway, I'll just write a few words about the singers who are dear to me. They may not be the "best" singers if we look at technique, range etc, but each of them gives something special to me, and they're all unique in some way.

When is comes to singers, sometimes less is really more. A HUUUGE voice can be…

Unless you listen to bubblegum-pop all day, you're likely to encounter certain pieces of music that you just don't listen to in a dark, empty house. Because they're all sorts of weird.
Some of the songs that can freak me out include:

Laibach: To The New Light - Goddamn! I remember listening to the Jesus Christ Superstars album for the 1st time, and it was all fine and dandy until this song came up and the distorted, hellish voice boomed into my ears:
Brother of mine…
I was home alone, late at night, and I just had to get…