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The metal culture is the saddest, and the most pathetic and ridiculous conformity full of the most pitiful, nasty and ugly socially outcasted retards.
All of the following are potential metalhead haters:

- Christians, Jews, Muslims
- Black people
- Stoners, Drugheads
- Prostitutes
- Gay people, Straight people
- Successful people, Cool people
- People with charisma
- Teachers, Professors
- Nerds
- Illegal immigrants
- Homeless people
- Their own parents
- Cats, Dogs, Parrots

That's right! Nobody likes you dirty, obnoxious virgins. You metalheads tend to believe you're some kind of elite collective. This delusion overshadows the fact that you're all nothing but a bunch of stupid, hideous socially inept losers. Go get shot in your fucking face, you useless faggots!

MetallicaSystem of a DownIron MaidenMegadethRammsteinMarilyn MansonSlayerIn FlamesPanteraLamb of GodMachine HeadAvenged SevenfoldJudas PriestNightwishBullet for My ValentineFear FactoryOzzy OsbourneSepulturaKillswitch EngageBlack SabbathChildren of BodomMastodonApocalypticaRob ZombieSentencedTriviumBlind GuardianDanzigAlice in ChainsNirvanaToolRage Against the MachineSonata ArcticaAnthraxMotörheadHelloweenLacuna CoilBlack Label SocietyStrapping Young Lad
SoilworkAtreyuDevilDriverAmorphisManowarStratovariusDream TheaterArch EnemyAs I Lay DyingKittieEdguySOiLKreator
ChimairaWhite ZombieTheriomKatatoniaTestamentIced Earth
HammerFallFaith No MoreKamelotDragonForceDownAll That RemainsSabatonAmon AmarthParadise LostHIMWithin TemptationOpeth
Cradle of FilthBruce DickinsonMeshuggah
AvantasiaGojiraImmortalBurzum
DarkthroneMardukBehemothGorgorothEmperorMayhemBathoryDark FuneralRotting Christ1349VenomCeltic FrostDrudkhWatainUlverWindirThe BeatlesU2
The Rolling StonesFoo FightersMuseQueenColdplayRadioheadOasisPink FloydBon JoviLinkin ParkLady GaGaKe$haBritney SpearsWhitewater OrgasmKaty PerryKanye WestRihanna

USA (22)
(4) 30 Seconds to Mars
(5) Marilyn Manson
(8) Brokencyde
(9) Anastacia
(11) Green Day
(15) Madonna
(17) OneRepublic
(18) Linkin Park
(19) Fall Out Boy
(21) JC Chasez
(24) Gwen Stefani
(30) Nirvana
(31) Jennifer Lopez
(32) Christina Aguilera
(33) Kanye West
(35) Maroon 5
(39) Fergie
(40) Underoath
(41) Timbaland
(43) Justin Timberlake
(47) Papa Roach
(48) Kelly Clarkson
(50) Evanescence

Russia (11)
(1) t.A.T.u.
(3) Amatory
(6) Stigmata
(20) Акула
(22) Оригами
(23) Руки Вверх
(25) Such a Beautiful Day
(26) Сергей Лазарев
(27) Maio
(37) Юрий Титов
(44) Света

England (4)
(14) Bring Me The Horizon
(16) Placebo
(38) Duran Duran
(42) The Ting Tings

Canada (3)
(12) Avril Lavigne
(28) Three Days Grace
(36) Nelly Furtado

Germany (2)
(2) Cinema Bizarre
(45) Tokio Hotel

Australia (2)
(7) Darren Hayes
(10) Kylie Minogue

Barbados (1)
(13) Rihanna

France (1)
(29) M. Pokora

Finland (1)
(34) The Rasmus

Sweden (1)
(46) September

Kazakhstan (1)
(49) A'Studio

Would you actually believe the amount of frustration I have experienced trying to bring you this week’s Singles Reviews post? I had written out all my reviews twice and both times the stupid Last.FM website went down on me and I lost everything! Anyway’s I’ve decided to be intelligent this time round and type my post out on Microsoft Word before using the unreliable website.

Okay single reviews for this week are all a little blah. Nothing amazing yet nothing awful either. Here we are, third time’s the charm.

22nd March 2010

01. 12 Stone Toddler: This Suit
I actually decided to review this track because clinically obese toddlers make me LOL! I wasn’t expecting this song to be so good though. Like nothing on the radio at the moment, this fun bouncy song is like a grandson of Madness’ House of Fun. Really enjoyable stuff.

02. 50 Cent featuring Governor: Do You Think About Me
After hassling Kelly Rowland to have his babies on terrible last single Baby By Me, 50 redeems himself somewhat with this subdued rap track that sees him acting all vulnerable and such. With chipmunk backing vocals, this sounds like a less irritating version of Ironik’s Stay With Me. Fiddy has clearly lost it though ‘cause this is no In Da Club or my personal favourite P.I.M.P..

03. Arctic Monkeys: My Propeller
A decent enough third single from their good but not great album Humbug. There is a hidden power behind this downbeat track and the last minute in a half of the track sounds like classic Monkeys.

04. Audio Bullys: Only Man
Not feelin’ this one at all really. I love some of Audio Boys tracks but this is a poor choice of lead single from forthcoming album Higher Than The Eiffel. Minimal electronica with Britpop is the best way to describe this song.

05. Boy George: Amazing Grace
Sadly this isn’t Boy George doing a cover of the famous hymn. Instead, this is a very ‘90s and very gay friendly dance anthem than many should embrace with open arms but it’s really not my cup of tea. Give me Karma Chameleon anyday.

06. Classical Artists For Haiti: The Prayer
Yet another Haiti charity single. I’m all for the support the country’s being getting but were there this many charity events for the likes of the Tsunami, Katrina and Africa. Anyways, all of the top classical musicians such as Paul Potts, Natasha Marsh, Faryl, The Priests, Rhydian Roberts and…um…Darius gather together to bring us this rather pleasant classical track. Glad it isn’t all overblown and melodramatic and not too depressing either. It does sound like it should be soundtracking some Disney film though.

07. Fionn Regan: Catacombs
The Irish singer-songwriter sounds like a young Neil Young (pardon the pun!) on this retro little number. Can definitely see this one becoming a grower after a few more listens.

08. Florence + The Machine: Dog Days Are Over
A pointless re-release as everyone’s heard this song and its since firmly become ingrained in European culture with all the times its been heard on TV and radio. Unless you’ve been living under a rock in the Gobi Desert with earplugs in, curled up in a ball, it’s likely you’ve heard this. Not to say its bad as I would consider it one of Florence + The Machine’s signature songs starting off all soft with tinkling harps before exploding in a cascade of percussion, handclaps and Florence’s celebratory, heavenly chorus. Now hurry up and release Cosmic Love I tell you…before it’s too late!

09. Glee Cast: Jump
The rock snob inside of me wants to sneer at Glee covering the Van Halen classic but in fairness this song is just perfect for them. With that joyous shouty chorus and those hyperactive synths, the Glee Cast completely shine on this track. Probably one of the best songs form the series so far. It made me go off and re-download the original anyway.

10. Glee Cast: Smile
Glee produce an Americanised version of Lily Allen’s debut single and breakout hit. Hot Social Outcast Girl does a good job of making the song her own but it’s completely ruined by Tall Jock Guy’s unnecessary and constipated backing vocals.

11. Glee Cast: Smile
Another Smile that Glee cover in this episode is the classic ballad written by Charlie Chaplin. Love this, but any version of Smile sang by a competent singer always gets me secretly teary eyed. But shhhhh! Don’t tell anyone.

STINKER OF THE WEEK!
12. Inna: Hot
More Eurodance trash that’s only listenable when you’re off your face in a club. Why is Inna charting so well? What is she doing that’s so different from all the latest flops by Velvet or September?!

13. Laura Cretchley & Friends: Cheltenham (Downtown)
I don’t know what to make of this charity single for *dun dun dun* Haiti. It basically sounds like Petula Clark’s Downtown with the word ‘downtown’ being replaced by Cheltenham (a famous horse racing course in Ireland) sang by some unknown Irish singer and a bunch of random sporting pundits on backing vocals. So cringeworthy yet so good. Let’s make it an international hit! All readers outside of Ireland, come on! Demand the song to be played on radio lol! It could be as big as Susan Boyle.

14. Mr. Hudson featuring Kanye West: Anyone But Him
After failing to replicate the success of the infectious and sure to be pop classic Supernova, Mr. Hudson plays it safe by teaming up with Kanye West again. Sadly this second offering from the pair doesn’t live up and should of just stayed on the album. A mid-tempo minimalist electro track that doesn’t really go anywhere. Mr. H. wails in Auto-Tune about how some girl picked Kanye over him. At least, Kanye responds to Hudson’s singing rather than blabbing on about something completely out of sync with the subject of the song like the majority of guest rappers. Kanye also uses the killer line “Once you go black, you never goes back”.

15. Peggy sue: Watchmen
I’m liking this girl. She sounds like a folky Amy Winehouse on this track. Hopefully, she gets herself a major record deal soon.

16. Tiësto featuring Nelly Furtado: Who Wants To Be Alone
Tiësto must fancy himself as the new David Guetta as he works with more and more mainstream artists lately. I know I’d listen to Tiësto over Guetta anyday. This is a great club friendly trance track featuring the versatile Nelly Furtado on singing duties. I love Furtado’s vocals on this track, it sounds like how she sang on her Spanish album Mi Plan yet this is in English. Perhaps not Tiësto’s best work ever but I think I’m gonna check out his Kaleidoscope album and can’t wait for Nelly’s album Lifestyle due out this Summer.

17. Usher featuring Will.I.Am.: OMG
A really poor lead single from Usher’s new album. I’m so sick of will.i.am. recycling beats from The E.N.D. and putting them on other artists’ albums. This sounds like an E.N.D. B-side with Usher’s trademark croon drowned in deadpan Auto-Tune and a bizarre football chant running through the verses. Perhaps this will grow on me but I miss the Usher who used to deliver flawless pop/R&B songs like Yeah! and Caught Up. Luckily there are much better songs on Usher’s forthcoming Raymond vs. Raymond but this is a poor first offer to the international market.

TRACK OF THE WEEK!
18. Young Artists for Haiti: Wavin’ Flag
Canada’s finest artists such as Nelly Furtado, Drake, Avril Lavigne and the mighty Justin Bieber gather together to record this surprisingly enjoyable Haitian charity single. Unlike the hot mess that was We Are the World 25, this original song is anthemic, inspirational and globally reaching. It’s actually the best charity single I’ve heard since the original Band Aid’s Feed The World, that’s how good it is.

Phew! Finally done successfully. As usual, give me feedback and tell me what you think of this week’s singles. :D

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USA
Paris Hilton
Kanye West
Lady Antebellum
Owl City
Lady GaGa
Taylor Swift
Black Eyed Peas
Flyleaf
Good Charlotte
Scissor Sisters
Lady GaGa(new Lady GaGa)
Fergie
Miley Cyrus
Britney Spears
Rascal Flatts
Paramore
Madonna
Ke$ha

Canada
Nickelback
Massari
Karl Wolf

Germany
Tokio Hotel

Saw someone else doing this, looked fun. Bored as hell stuck at home today. Haven't been using Last.fm that long so this isn't a true top 50 artist.

50. Bone Thugs-N-Harmony
Just one really good album. So Inconsistent.

49. Face to Face
Haven't listend to them in a few months, and can't remember one song. So I guess they're forgettable.

48. H.A.W.K.
Can't really carry an album by himself. He's great on features and with the SUC, but can't stand his voice on songs like They Scared. Sounds better on more chill tracks like Check Yo Self

47.The Game
Ha I enjoy the constant name dropping on The Documentary but it exposes how bad of a lyricist he is.

46.Warren G
Underatted Producer, his first album is a classic, but since then hasn't done shit. .The G Files was a horrible attempt to go mainstream again

45. Nappy Roots
Not Much bad to say about them, love the country feel on songs like Down N' Out(They're from Kentucky), so my only complaint is they tend to experiment a bit when they should just stick to that southern country sound they've perfected

44. Trae & Z-Ro
This is just a mixtape that should of been tagged as A.B.N., they appear later in the list.

43.Kam Moye
Album seemed to drag on a bit.

42. The Beatles
I guess all you can say bad about the Beatles is that they broke up to soon.

41.The Pharcyde
One Album wonders.

40.Bonnie 'Prince' Billy
I guess all i can say is I See a Darkness is incredible, but not an album I'd listen to everyday.

39. The Cribs
Wasn't a fan until there latest album with Marr on guitar. They're older albums lack creativity in some songs.

38.Raekwon
I thought his latest release was great, but dragged on a bit.

37.Gang Starr
Moment of Truth is one of the top 5 hip hop songs ever made. Hard to think of anything negative to say about these two, Uhh.... They've inspired a bunch of horrible backpack rappers.

36.Nas
I was never nearly as obsessed with his music as a lot of his fans are, but Illmatic is a classic.. Also he did that horrible music video where he was dressed up as a genie or something, so that's another negative.

35.Agnostic Front
Prolly wouldn't be this high up if they're songs weren't so short, I think Victim in pain is great, but I've never been inclined to dig deeper into there catalog(aka "check out there other shit")... so i guess that is a negative.

34. Nirvana
Overrated, but great.

33.Mr.3-2
The Smoothest voice in rap, his old stuff was classic. I actually read he was on death row for a while, and inspired Snoop Dogg's flow on the Chronic. Gave one of his more recent albums a listen, and was very dissapointed.

32.Goodie Mob
I'm not a Cee-lo dick rider like a lot of hip hop fans, but my only complaint is at times they sound like "Goodie Mob Featuring Cee-Lo" as he outshines the others on the Soul Food album.

31. Descendents
Milo Goes to College was perfect, but that's about all worth listening to. They also inspired a bunch of shitty pop punk bands.

30. Big Mello
He released a song about that "High School Pussy" in his mid 20's... other then that he's great. RIP

29. Kid Cudi
Some of his stuff lacks creativity.

28.DJ Quik & Kurupt
Blaqkout is my favorite album of 2009, but towards the end it becomes a bit to experimental for my liking.

27.Lennex
Nothing amazing here, but I dig there vocalist a lot. There downfall is that they sound like your typical uninspired alternative rock band, they just have a unique singer. Unfortently they broke up a couple years ago.

26. Sublime
Pretty Diverse band, one song will be hardcore, the next will be reggae, the next song will have a hip hop influence, and so on. I do hate seeing all these kids at my school with sublime shirts, posting facebook status updates saying "I love sublime, theyy R SO CHILL!!"

25.Slim Thug
I take that back about Blaqkout being the best album of 2009. I gotta give it to Slim Thug's Boss Of All Bosses. The only complaint I can say about Thugga is that he's not very lyrical. If you haven't checked out his twitter yet, do so now.

24.Big Pun
According to a Big Pun documentary I watched recently every time they mentioned how great of a lyricist he was they would showcase the same lyrics everytime "Dead in the middle of little italy little did we know that we riddled some middleman who didn't do diddily"... There's much more to big pun's lyricism then those two lines, but I guess the producer of the movie was to lazy to find another example of his lyrical talent. Only complaint is that he alligned himself with Fat Joe.

23. Lil Wayne
For every great song there's a few bad ones, and enough with the "I am a martian" bullshit. Overatted, but it's hard to hate on the guy.

22.Snoop Dogg
Doggystyle is probably my most listened to rap album of all time(Like I said I've only had a last.fm for half a year.), because it never gets old. Snoop hasn't done anything impressive since Dre's 2001 album, besides a feature here and there. Malice n Wonderland sucked.

21. DJ Screw
The King of Houston Rap, created the chopped and screwed sound. Only thing I can say is some of his stuff audio quality sounds a bit dated, needs to be remastered, but thats not his fault...

20.DJ Quik
Hard to find something bad to say about Quik, he tends to experiment a bit with his producing and that can be hit or miss.

19.Notorious B.I.G.
He's an east coast legend. I guess Life After Death wasn't as good as Ready to Die.

18. Kanye West
Kanye's albums are always fresh and consistent, but since Late Registration it's been downhill from there.

17. Geto Boys
Nothing bad to say about my second favorite group in hip hop, I guess The Foundation isn't that great, but damn Leaning On You is a classic.

16. OutKast
So many classics from these two, I guess they can get boring after a while, and Speakerbox/Love Below had a lot of filler IMO.

15.Paul Wall & Chamillionaire
Get Ya Mind Correct is all I've heard from them. These two aren't very good on there own, but as a group they're great. The only downside is it's nothing more then materialistic lyrics for the most part.

14. Dr.Dre
The Chronic was the first rap album I remember listening to, and it's a classic. So is his second album. He does use ghostwriters for his lyrics so that's a negative.

13.Guerilla Maab
Z-ro, Dougie D, Trae produce one of the most soulful albums out of Houston. They were all young and hungry when Rise came out, and it shows(Especially in Trae's voice, sounds very different.). Back to back classics on that album, only fault is Cl'Che on every other song, I can't stand that bitches voice.

12. Jay-Z
Put on a great live show last month. Reasonable Doubt is great, and so is The Blueprint. I guess his voice can be kinda annoying on some songs.

11.A.B.N.
Cousins Trae and Z-ro are great together, both rap about similair subjects(Fradulent Friends, Depression, Sacrifice, Hustle to make it out the hood), they have voices that mesh well together. No Help is incredible. The only negative is one minute they're making music together, the next minute they got beef again.

10.Bad Religion
Been a fan of this band for a while, they got the melodic hardcore thing nailed. The singer also has a giant vocabularly, which is rare to find in Punk Rock. They're first few albums are great, they kinda slowed down as they got older. Also they always headline the Vans Warped tour, which is filled with horrible screamo shit.

9. Fat Pat
An SUC Representer, Fat Pat is a rap legend in Houston. Ghetto Dreams is a texas classic. Only thing negative i can say is his production wasn't that great.

8.The Cure
The Cure seems a bit out of place next to Fat Pat and the rest of the top 50 artists, but there's not another band out there that can create an atmosphere with there music like The Cure can. Hard to find anything negative about this band, I guess Close To Me sucked.

7.UGK
Bun B and Pimp C were two of the best in the game, put them together and you have the best duo of all time. Ridin Dirty is the best album out of Texas, and one of the top 5 Hip Hop Albums of all time. Only Negative is the horrid song I'm So Bad off of Too Hard To Swallow

6.Big Moe
City of Syrup has unlimited replayability, but it's not Big Moe alone that makes that album. It's features from guys like HAWK, Lil' O, and Z-ro along with Moe that make that album so great. Only negative is half of his verses is about his love for the purple drank. Unfortently Big Moe died in 2007.

5.2Pac
What hasn't been said about the most passionate voice in hip hop? The greatest out of the west coast, he was one of the most soulful rappers to touch a mic. I guess all you can say about Pac was he wasn't the most lyrical, but he made you feel everything he said.

4.Devin the Dude
The most unique artist on this list. Extremly creative, Humorous, and he loves the weed. He claims "This dick is so clean it would probably go good with yo brocolli and cheese". That's the kind of stuff you hear when listening to Devin.The only negative about Devin is I usually can't listen to a Devin album all the way through without getting somewhat bored.

3.Trae
Restless, Losing Compusure, and Same thing Different day are all great albums. No one in hip hop has the gutteral voice that Trae has, and he's perfected his style. Unfortnetly he's starting to go mainstream which is great for him, but like most people who go mainstream the quality of there music drops. Sadly he's changing his voice to try and sound harder, and he's doing songs with Soulja Boy.

2.Scarface
Scarface is the greatest of all time. Nothing bad to say about him. Emeritus could've been better, but that is all. The Diary is another top 5 Hip Hop Albums of all time, and in my opinion The Fix is just as strong.

1.Z-Ro
Z-ro towers above all with the most scrobbles on my last.fm. No one since Pac has rapped with such passion. Most of his songs can be depressing, but that's because he raps about his real life. Like I mentioned earlier, he raps about his helplessness, his hustle to make it out the hood, fradualent friends, stuff that all of us can relate to to an extent. He does recycle old choruses and verses quite a bit so that can be a negative.



Finally done with this shit. Took me a lot longer then i thought, waste of time....

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