This is a list of personal mislyrics. I’ll add them as I remember or encounter them. Some are straight-forward, meaning that the lyrics actually sound(ed) to me like something other than what was actually said. Others result from having the general rhythm of lyrics repeating in my head, though I never paid much attention to lyrics per se, so my mind filled in the gaps with something to fit.
Cheap Trick -
“the dream police, they come to pee in my bed”
“the dream police, they come to me in my bed”
AC/DC -
“abusin' every woman in the parking lot”
“usin' every one of them and running wild”
Decapitated -
“darkness, light, word, pixie sticks”
“darkness, light, word, existence”
“everything goes insane baby”
“everything rots in itself / maybe […]”
Black Sabbath -
“ozzie lost his mind”
“has he lost his mind”
Collective Soul -
“lezzie mean girl / a naked whale”
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