Manly recipes

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- 5 VII 2008, 1:39
Manly recipes

Any manish recipes around?

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] pisze: Any manish recipes around?[/quote]
Edytowane przez usuniętego użytkownika 8 VII 2008, 7:48

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- Falahk pisze...
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- 7 VII 2008, 12:44
nice to see that we have a forum ;-), will try to start a few food related topics soon

[quote][b][user]Falahk[/user][/b] pisze: nice to see that we have a forum ;-), will try to start a few food related topics soon [/quote]

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- Lance_Cleaning pisze...
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- 9 VII 2008, 3:18
Shit Cake

3 Pounds of fresh shit
1/2 cup of sugar...(to make it sweet)
5 Tablespoons of salt...(why?!?)
4 cups of whale's milk
3 teaspoons of baking powder
2 pounds of flour
4 Platypus eggs
3 cups of kiwi flavoring
10 pounds of LARD
1 ounce of farts
a sprinkle of your twinkles

Bake time: 3 days at 750 degrees

Shame on you, Barack Obama!

[quote][b][user]Lance_Cleaning[/user][/b] pisze: 3 Pounds of fresh shit 1/2 cup of sugar...(to make it sweet) 5 Tablespoons of salt...(why?!?) 4 cups of whale's milk 3 teaspoons of baking powder 2 pounds of flour 4 Platypus eggs 3 cups of kiwi flavoring 10 pounds of LARD 1 ounce of farts a sprinkle of your twinkles Bake time: 3 days at 750 degrees [/quote]

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- pisze...
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- 9 VII 2008, 6:16
What are you implying?

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] pisze: What are you implying?[/quote]

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- Lance_Cleaning pisze...
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- 9 VII 2008, 17:27
What do you mean implying it is a fantastic recipe I recommend to everyone...delicioso!

Shame on you, Barack Obama!

[quote][b][user]Lance_Cleaning[/user][/b] pisze: What do you mean implying it is a fantastic recipe I recommend to everyone...delicioso![/quote]

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- robert7 pisze...
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- 9 VII 2008, 20:43
Eggy Bread - The most complex recipe known to man

Ingredients
50ml/1¾fl oz double cream
50ml/1¾fl oz milk
2 eggs
pinch of ground cinnamon
2 slices of bread
knob of butter
handful of raspberries

Method
1. Whisk the cream, milk, eggs and cinnamon in a bowl.
2. Dip the bread into the egg mixture.
3. Heat the butter in a non-stick frying pan and fry the bread for 2-3 minutes on each side.
4. Serve with raspberries sprinkled on top.

[quote][b][user]robert7[/user][/b] pisze: Ingredients 50ml/1¾fl oz double cream 50ml/1¾fl oz milk 2 eggs pinch of ground cinnamon 2 slices of bread knob of butter handful of raspberries Method 1. Whisk the cream, milk, eggs and cinnamon in a bowl. 2. Dip the bread into the egg mixture. 3. Heat the butter in a non-stick frying pan and fry the bread for 2-3 minutes on each side. 4. Serve with raspberries sprinkled on top.[/quote]

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- Lance_Cleaning pisze...
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- 10 VII 2008, 21:15
Bilbo Baggins Cake

Ingredients

1 pound of troll hair
2 ounces of fairy dust
1/2 pound of prince cream
10 pounds of salt
Sack of flour
5 Hobbit toenails
6 gallons of Miss Baggins' Milk

Method
1. Mix the troll hair and Miss Baggins' Milk
2. Roll it into a ball
3. Layer it with the flour and toenails
4. add the salt and fairy dust
5. frost it with the princes white cream

Put into your conventional oven for 2 hours
and then if it is done present it to your lovely Miss Baggins.

Shame on you, Barack Obama!

[quote][b][user]Lance_Cleaning[/user][/b] pisze: [b]Ingredients[/b] 1 pound of troll hair 2 ounces of fairy dust 1/2 pound of prince cream 10 pounds of salt Sack of flour 5 Hobbit toenails 6 gallons of Miss Baggins' Milk [b]Method[/b] 1. Mix the troll hair and Miss Baggins' Milk 2. Roll it into a ball 3. Layer it with the flour and toenails 4. add the salt and fairy dust 5. frost it with the princes white cream Put into your conventional oven for 2 hours and then if it is done present it to your lovely Miss Baggins.[/quote]

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- Garrett-- pisze...
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- 2 VIII 2008, 13:12
[spam]

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[quote][b][user]Garrett--[/user][/b] pisze: [spam][/quote]
Edytowane przez hjbardenhagen 20 XII 2010, 9:52

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- winter_demon pisze...
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- 3 X 2008, 1:34
shit cake lololol

One of the only few things I know to make

Ingredients

2 big cups of yogurt
Some gelatin
Raisins

Preparation

Mix yogurt and gelatin and keep it refrigerated for about 5 hours and serve with raisins on top

[quote][b][user]winter_demon[/user][/b] pisze: shit cake lololol One of the only few things I know to make Ingredients 2 big cups of yogurt Some gelatin Raisins Preparation Mix yogurt and gelatin and keep it refrigerated for about 5 hours and serve with raisins on top[/quote]

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- 3 X 2008, 12:00
That's still better than anthing I can cook,lol.

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] pisze: That's still better than anthing I can cook,lol.[/quote]

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- eternaldescent pisze...
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- 16 X 2008, 2:40
I would give you the recipe for roast Garrett-- but you need a special oven, the last one in use was at buchenwald and was shut down in the 1940's. Nice to see the scummy cunt got banned though.

[quote][b][user]eternaldescent[/user][/b] pisze: I would give you the recipe for roast Garrett-- but you need a special oven, the last one in use was at buchenwald and was shut down in the 1940's. Nice to see the scummy cunt got banned though. [/quote]

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- eternaldescent pisze...
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- 16 X 2008, 2:43
What i like to do is get a tin of soup, heat it up, poach an egg in it and serve it up with a pork pie or sausage roll.

[quote][b][user]eternaldescent[/user][/b] pisze: What i like to do is get a tin of soup, heat it up, poach an egg in it and serve it up with a pork pie or sausage roll. [/quote]

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- Ser3f pisze...
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- 29 XI 2008, 22:17
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[quote][b][user]Ser3f[/user][/b] pisze: [spam][/quote]
Edytowane przez hjbardenhagen 21 VII 2011, 7:11

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- DemonCashew pisze...
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- 30 XI 2008, 8:47
Ham, Cheese, Peanut Butter, an Jelly Toast sandwich

What's needed:

1 slice of ham
1 slice of cheese
2 slices of bread
Peanut Butter
Jelly
Butter Knife
Toaster

Or add as many slices of ham and cheese as you so please

What to do:
1. Take your 2 slices of bread in hand, and shove them in the toaster and then operate it.
2. Take the 2 slices of toast out of the toaster when they're done and lay them down
3. Take 1 slice of toast and spread some peanut butter(as much as you damn well please) on it with your mighty butter knife
4. Place your ham or cheese onto the slice of toast
5. Take the other slice of toast and spread some jelly(as much as you damn well please) with the same mighty butter knife
6. Place your ham or cheese onto the slice of toast
7. Take the 2 slices of toast with the stuff on them and place so that they're on top of each other and the stuff is in the middle
8.?????
9. Profit

[quote][b][user]DemonCashew[/user][/b] pisze: What's needed: 1 slice of ham 1 slice of cheese 2 slices of bread Peanut Butter Jelly Butter Knife Toaster Or add as many slices of ham and cheese as you so please What to do: 1. Take your 2 slices of bread in hand, and shove them in the toaster and then operate it. 2. Take the 2 slices of toast out of the toaster when they're done and lay them down 3. Take 1 slice of toast and spread some peanut butter(as much as you damn well please) on it with your mighty butter knife 4. Place your ham or cheese onto the slice of toast 5. Take the other slice of toast and spread some jelly(as much as you damn well please) with the same mighty butter knife 6. Place your ham or cheese onto the slice of toast 7. Take the 2 slices of toast with the stuff on them and place so that they're on top of each other and the stuff is in the middle 8.????? 9. Profit[/quote]
Edytowane przez DemonCashew 30 XI 2008, 8:49

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- Ziggy-Dust pisze...
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- 30 XI 2008, 8:49
Peanut Butter Sandwich

1. Put peanut butter on some bread
2. Crush that shit, real talk

[quote][b][user]Ziggy-Dust[/user][/b] pisze: 1. Put peanut butter on some bread 2. Crush that shit, real talk[/quote]

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- 30 XI 2008, 8:51
OH GWD, I LOVE PEANUT BUTTER SANDWITCHES!

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] pisze: OH GWD, I LOVE PEANUT BUTTER SANDWITCHES![/quote]

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- DemonCashew pisze...
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- 30 XI 2008, 8:53
What about ham, cheese, peanut butter, and jelly toast sandwiches?

I too love peanut butter sandwiches.

[quote][b][user]DemonCashew[/user][/b] pisze: What about ham, cheese, peanut butter, and jelly toast sandwiches? I too love peanut butter sandwiches.[/quote]

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- pisze...
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- 24 XII 2008, 12:36
I knoez how too maik penkayks

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] pisze: I knoez how too maik penkayks[/quote]

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- RyanT1234 pisze...
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- 4 II 2009, 12:10
LOL these are the most ridiculous recipes ever.

All I can cook are toasted sandwiches in a sandwich press, sasuages on a pan, microwave stuff, and thats all I think.

[quote][b][user]RyanT1234[/user][/b] pisze: LOL these are the most ridiculous recipes ever. All I can cook are toasted sandwiches in a sandwich press, sasuages on a pan, microwave stuff, and thats all I think.[/quote]

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- c4t2007 pisze...
- Subskrybent
- 10 II 2009, 17:57
Noodle Soup

1. Put noodles and spices in bowl.
2. Add boiling water.
3. Wait until good.

Carnivorous types can cut & cook some meat in the water while it boils, most animals will do.

“Brazil’s cattle industry [...] is responsible for about 80 percent of all deforestation in the Amazon. In fact, the Brazilian cattle industry is the largest single source of deforestation anywhere in the world. And deforestation in turn causes one-fifth of all the greenhouse gas emissions in the world, more than all the world’s cars, trucks, trains, planes, and ships combined.” - Lindsey Allen

[quote][b][user]c4t2007[/user][/b] pisze: 1. Put noodles and spices in bowl. 2. Add boiling water. 3. Wait until good. Carnivorous types can cut & cook some meat in the water while it boils, most animals will do.[/quote]

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