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    • Użytkownik
    • 5 VII 2008, 1:39

    Manly recipes

    Any manish recipes around?

    Edytowane przez usuniętego użytkownika 8 VII 2008, 7:48
    • Falahk pisze...
    • Użytkownik
    • 7 VII 2008, 12:44
    nice to see that we have a forum ;-), will try to start a few food related topics soon

  • Shit Cake

    3 Pounds of fresh shit
    1/2 cup of sugar...(to make it sweet)
    5 Tablespoons of salt...(why?!?)
    4 cups of whale's milk
    3 teaspoons of baking powder
    2 pounds of flour
    4 Platypus eggs
    3 cups of kiwi flavoring
    10 pounds of LARD
    1 ounce of farts
    a sprinkle of your twinkles

    Bake time: 3 days at 750 degrees

    Shame on you, Barack Obama!
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    • 9 VII 2008, 6:16
    What are you implying?

  • What do you mean implying it is a fantastic recipe I recommend to everyone...delicioso!

    Shame on you, Barack Obama!
    • robert7 pisze...
    • Użytkownik
    • 9 VII 2008, 20:43

    Eggy Bread - The most complex recipe known to man

    Ingredients
    50ml/1¾fl oz double cream
    50ml/1¾fl oz milk
    2 eggs
    pinch of ground cinnamon
    2 slices of bread
    knob of butter
    handful of raspberries

    Method
    1. Whisk the cream, milk, eggs and cinnamon in a bowl.
    2. Dip the bread into the egg mixture.
    3. Heat the butter in a non-stick frying pan and fry the bread for 2-3 minutes on each side.
    4. Serve with raspberries sprinkled on top.

  • Bilbo Baggins Cake

    Ingredients

    1 pound of troll hair
    2 ounces of fairy dust
    1/2 pound of prince cream
    10 pounds of salt
    Sack of flour
    5 Hobbit toenails
    6 gallons of Miss Baggins' Milk

    Method
    1. Mix the troll hair and Miss Baggins' Milk
    2. Roll it into a ball
    3. Layer it with the flour and toenails
    4. add the salt and fairy dust
    5. frost it with the princes white cream

    Put into your conventional oven for 2 hours
    and then if it is done present it to your lovely Miss Baggins.

    Shame on you, Barack Obama!
    • Garrett-- pisze...
    • Użytkownik
    • 2 VIII 2008, 13:12

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    Edytowane przez hjbardenhagen 20 XII 2010, 9:52
  • shit cake lololol

    One of the only few things I know to make

    Ingredients

    2 big cups of yogurt
    Some gelatin
    Raisins

    Preparation

    Mix yogurt and gelatin and keep it refrigerated for about 5 hours and serve with raisins on top

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    • 3 X 2008, 12:00
    That's still better than anthing I can cook,lol.

  • I would give you the recipe for roast Garrett-- but you need a special oven, the last one in use was at buchenwald and was shut down in the 1940's. Nice to see the scummy cunt got banned though.

  • What i like to do is get a tin of soup, heat it up, poach an egg in it and serve it up with a pork pie or sausage roll.

    • Ser3f pisze...
    • Użytkownik
    • 29 XI 2008, 22:17

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    Edytowane przez hjbardenhagen 21 VII 2011, 7:11
  • Ham, Cheese, Peanut Butter, an Jelly Toast sandwich

    What's needed:

    1 slice of ham
    1 slice of cheese
    2 slices of bread
    Peanut Butter
    Jelly
    Butter Knife
    Toaster

    Or add as many slices of ham and cheese as you so please

    What to do:
    1. Take your 2 slices of bread in hand, and shove them in the toaster and then operate it.
    2. Take the 2 slices of toast out of the toaster when they're done and lay them down
    3. Take 1 slice of toast and spread some peanut butter(as much as you damn well please) on it with your mighty butter knife
    4. Place your ham or cheese onto the slice of toast
    5. Take the other slice of toast and spread some jelly(as much as you damn well please) with the same mighty butter knife
    6. Place your ham or cheese onto the slice of toast
    7. Take the 2 slices of toast with the stuff on them and place so that they're on top of each other and the stuff is in the middle
    8.?????
    9. Profit

    Edytowane przez DemonCashew 30 XI 2008, 8:49
  • Peanut Butter Sandwich

    1. Put peanut butter on some bread
    2. Crush that shit, real talk

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    • 30 XI 2008, 8:51
    OH GWD, I LOVE PEANUT BUTTER SANDWITCHES!

  • What about ham, cheese, peanut butter, and jelly toast sandwiches?

    I too love peanut butter sandwiches.

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    • 24 XII 2008, 12:36
    I knoez how too maik penkayks

  • LOL these are the most ridiculous recipes ever.

    All I can cook are toasted sandwiches in a sandwich press, sasuages on a pan, microwave stuff, and thats all I think.

    • c4t2007 pisze...
    • Subskrybent
    • 10 II 2009, 17:57

    Noodle Soup

    1. Put noodles and spices in bowl.
    2. Add boiling water.
    3. Wait until good.

    Carnivorous types can cut & cook some meat in the water while it boils, most animals will do.

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