Procrastinators Unite!

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Przywódca: AsteroidB-612
Zasady dołączania: Grupa otwarta
Utworzona: 1 VI 2006
Opis:

If you are here at this very moment, instead of writing that term paper or completing that task you were assigned five days ago…you are one of us. Feel free to join.

Procrastinate...

Procrastinators UNITE!:

For all those who put things off until the very last minute.

The Procrastinator's Creed

1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.

2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.

3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.

4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.

6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.

7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesmally small, is not exactly zero.

8. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.

9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.

10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.

11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.

12. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan.

13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.

14. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized.

Aktywne dyskusje

LaxATivvz skomentował w
"Why do you procrastinate ?" (35) Kwiecień 2012

StephanePG skomentował w
"Ever procrastinated on music?" (39) Maj 2011

kakalto skomentował w
"How long it take you to join?" (49) Maj 2011

elenalovesmusic skomentował w
"Times your procrastination has (almost) gotten you into some deep…" (41) Styczeń 2010

alienmonkey7 skomentował w
"why this group is (=fake)" (18) Grudzień 2008

Ostatnie dzienniki

Calgary Folk Fest 2010: YEAH, MEH, BLEH przez FilmoreHolmes | 4 VIII 2010 | 1 komentarz
Concert - Bonobo / Brasstronaut przez FilmoreHolmes | 5 VII 2010
Amon Tobin: A Cool Acousmatic Cat przez FilmoreHolmes | 30 VI 2010

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7	Coldplay	37
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9	The Cure	37
10	Arcade Fire	35

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kissesneverdie

I'll join this group later.

Styczeń 2012
aaziraphale

i mean i should really be studying ....

Styczeń 2012
HiJackXD

I'll join this group later.

Październik 2011
SeveralPeople

here's a link

Wrzesień 2011
gorski_

lol hey all, just found this by stumbleupon :D and tomorrow i have an term test lol

Sierpień 2011
newbewb

I found this when I was at work and should have been writing a website, am I doing it right?

Sierpień 2011
jaxolotl

Well... I'll join this group when I'm in the mood... but not now.

Lipiec 2011
cynthiapowell

-_-

Lipiec 2011
SoapMagic

I procrastinated on another Honors Biology project, and I got a 96 on it (like a boss). AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Kwiecień 2011
SoapMagic

I procrastinated on an Honors Biology project, and I got a 100 on it (like a boss). AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Marzec 2011
thekillingspree

I... Just can't be bothered with this right now.

Luty 2011
ADnow-r

uniting is tiring.

Styczeń 2011
tideghost

I used to think I was indecisive ... but now I'm not sure anymore.

Grudzień 2010
SeveralPeople

I'm procrastinating whether i want to join this group or not

Listopad 2010
kiwicio

just quickly checking my email and my last.fm profile before start getting things done, i have big plans for today! OH SHI- 2 A.M.

Wrzesień 2010
soudruzka

Wow...I can't believe it only took me 50 minutes of procrastination to join this group. I don't think I've ever been that impulsive before...

Wrzesień 2010
ElMariuolo

I'll write here something with a sense... tomorrow...

Wrzesień 2010
VERSUSDIE

.... see you next week :)

Sierpień 2010
ElMariuolo

I don't have passed the exam... I will study for the recovery...

Czerwiec 2010
babybling10

what!!??! The world is going to end if I dont pick up that trash...dont worry i'll pick it up later.

Czerwiec 2010