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"Hi, I'm Jesse Lacey. I walk around with an inflated sense of importance because I made one really good album. I give my records and songs controversial names like The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me and Jesus Christ so I can remain relevant, but I'm a giant pussy, so I just end up pretending I'm a really persecuted artist when in reality, no one cares what I do anymore."

Yo, I'm a dumb-ass who doesn't understand music, therefore everything must be br00tal, and bands that aren't br00tal are pussies. You must stay within the realms of a specific style of watered down metal to be any good. Am I right?

Here's your bio:

"Nothing annoys me more than when people pass judgment on others for their taste in music. If you don’t like a particular band or style of music, then don’t listen to it! What purpose does it serve to start telling everybody how much so-and-so sucks and that so-and-so plays real music? Nobody will think you’re any cooler for doing so, and you will lose my respect and the respect of many others."

Are you too stupid to realize I'm trolling?

from now on, whenever I do anything fucking retarded I'm going to pretend I was trolling all along xD

xxemo_kittyxx said:
You're just jealous because you're not half as good looking as he is.
/nokidding

WELL SAID! Jesse is GOD.

because it's not the devil wears prada?

Straylight Run did it better

What did the world ever do to deserve a band so appalling as this one? I'm just so sick of hearing about Jesse Lacey. His songs are mediocre at best and he's far from a lyrical genius.. And I'm sure you could say the same about my taste in music.

I just don't get why people cream themselves over this band.

I'm saying they are a band that people hype up every single thing they do. I was hinting at that I found them overrated and over-hyped

yeah and you're a nigger.

SandTiger18 said:
"Hi, I'm Jesse Lacey. I walk around with an inflated sense of importance because I made one really good album. I give my records and songs controversial names like The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me and Jesus Christ so I can remain relevant, but I'm a giant pussy, so I just end up pretending I'm a really persecuted artist when in reality, no one cares what I do anymore."

I've heard Lacey is a douche but I could care less. BN has made not one really good album, but 3. Also, I don't understand how "The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me' is a controversial title. It's a fucking great title, but nothing controversial. And what do you mean "no one cares" what he does anymore? I didn't like the band's latest record but as long as they keep making thought-provoking music I'll be happy. You can have fun listening to Kesha.

Shanesullivan said:
for the same reason twelve year old girls cream themselves over underoath, tdwp, and every other prefix-core band on your top listens. It appeals to certain types of people like any other type of music does.

What kind of 12-year old girls do you know that listen to Underoath and TDWP? What kind of girls PERIOD do you know that listen to Underoath and TDWP? And where can I find them? Also, I can't speak for TDWP, but Underoath is fucking amazing so don't try to diss them.