The Global Warming Tour

Beginning on Wednesday, Aerosmith singer Steven Tyler (above, with Lara Logan of CBS’ 60 Minutes) internetted a series of public invitations to some sort of Aerosmith action at The Grove in L.A. on Wednesday, March 28. It appeared that this event would be the unveiling of Aerosmith US tourdates, and I spent my wknd explaining away a throbbing boner of anticipation. And I was set for another couple days of misunderstanding ladies, angry husbands, and painful neck-punchings before the big announcement. But lucky us, this very morning both Aerosmith and tour openers Cheap Trick set out the tour itinerary.

Jun. 16 – Minneapolis, MN – Target Center
Jun. 19 – Cleveland, OH – Quicken Loans Arena
Jun. 22 – Chicago, IL – United Center
Jun. 27 – Toronto, ON – Air Canada Centre
Jul. 01 – Uniondale, NY – Nassau Coliseum
Jul. 03 – Bristow, VA – Jiffy Lube Live
Jul. 05 – Detroit, MI – The Palace of Auburn Hills
Jul. 07 – Milwaukee, WI – Marcus Amphitheater, Summerfest
Jul. 17 – Boston, MA – TD Garden
Jul. 21 – Philadelphia, PA – Wells Fargo Center
Jul. 24 – East Rutherford, NJ – IZOD Center
Jul. 26 – Atlanta, GA – Philips Arena
Jul. 28 – Dallas, TX – American Airlines Center
Jul. 30 – Houston, TX – Toyota Center
Aug. 01 – Denver, CO – Pepsi Center
Aug. 04 – Oakland, CA – Oracle Arena
Aug. 06 – Los Angeles, CA – Hollywood Bowl
Aug. 08 – Tacoma, WA – Tacoma Dome